Tuesday, June 28, 2011

IT'S ALIVVVVVE!!!

You are not getting a stoma prolapse. Neither are you experiencing some kind of malfunction of your stoma, or your small intestine trying to escape your body through the hole in your abdominal muscular wall. No-- the stoma you have sometimes bops around like a robin listening to a fat dubstep beat (I have never experienced this much action from my own, but I've heard stories...) or elongates and contracts at its own will.

The peristalsis you are used to never fucking ever seeing inside your body is now (at least a little bit) on the outside. The cute little red button is going to grow and move and morph around like a fucking anime demon trying to find its true form.

Yeah. Kinda like that.
In other words, it's alright, yo. Chillax.  :) 

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